Cute Sms

Cute prblm in my life.
whenever i want to fall in love with my books.
my bed pruposes me.

A cute promiss ,
I'll be your friend till the episode comes in which
Tom finally eats Jerry.

Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc.
Bcz One day you’ll find a Man that won’t care about 
them all
&
only look at your heart.

I will hAck ur TeArs, Just gIve mE d password of
ur sMile.

Super Funny Sms

Boys vs Girls on facebook
Girl Uploads a pic with her dog: Meet my dog Punu..
Boy1: Aww punu is cho cute.
Boy2: Bahut pyaala dogu hai !
Boy3: haaye, kaash hum kutte hote....
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Boy Uploads a pic with his dog: Meet my dog Punu...
Boy1- Bhai Inme se kutta kaun hai?
Boy2- Akhir mein tera baap mil hi gaya...
Boy3- khud ke khaane ka thikana nahi kutta paalne chala..
BOY4- Katna mat kutte ko....
BOY5- Aby same 2 same lag rahe ho.

Anmol moti
agr ap chahte ho k ap k pas hr wkt dostn ka hjoom rhe
to 4 cheezen apne pas rkho
1) layz
2)pepsi
)leptop
)breek pin wala charger.

Kisi ko us k ghande libaas or bikhre baalon ki wja se
usko greeb na smjo,
ho skta h wo univrsty ka studnt ho or use
chutian hon.

1 pathan masjid se jotii churata hua pakda gya
malvi sahib ne kaha,
ye jotii chura rha tha iski tind kr dete hain
pathan: 1 chapal wapis lelo or faoji cuting kr do.

Teacher to pathan: btao pakistan ka jhanda sb se
pehle kaha lgaya gya ..
pathan: bahot der sochne k baad...
.
.
.Dande pe ..

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, 
itni dair kion ki?
.
Kid: Miss ap meri itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain. :)

Ques: University mai sari larkiyon ke kitny naam hotay hain?
.
Ans: Sirf 4
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1- Mairi wali
2- Tairi wali
3- Mairi bhabhi
4- Tairi bhabhi