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Monday 29 February 2016

Lazy Quotes 2016


I am Lazy and i know it. :)


I'm not Lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.


I'm not being lazy. i am just highly motivated in
doing nothing.


Wifi + Food + My bed = Perfaction. :)


I am not Lazy. I just rest before i get tired.


Let's go to bed. I'm tired of this day, i need
New one. :)


I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult
job.. Because he will find an easy way to do it. :)
(Bill Gates)


I just had a super busy day today coverting oxygen
into carbon dioxide. :)


Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But 
ultimately she's a mother and we should
respect her. :)


Lazy Rule: If it falls under the bed, it's gone.
Forever. 


When you ask me what i'm doing today and i say
"Nothing"
It does not means i'm free.
It means i'm doing nothing. :)

Crazy Quotes 2016


Sometimes i pretend to be Normal, But it gets
boring. so i go back to being me.


I'm Not Crazy I'm Just Creatively INSANE!


I always carry a little crazy with me. you
never know when It's going to come in
Handy.


Crazy??
I was crazy once. 


You think i am crazy? Wait until you meet 
my Family!


You think I'm crazy.. wait until you meet my
imaginary friend!!


If you are going to be crazy... you have to get
paid for it or else you're going to be locked up


I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then
yours.


I',not crazy,
...no , wait...
May be I am crazy.
Wait a second, i have to talk
to myself about this. Hold on..