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Friday, 28 November 2014

Impressive Quotes


I like to walk in rain, Bcoz its hide my tears.


Past is nice place to visit, But certainly not
a good place to stay.



If u cant fly run, if u cant run walk, if u cant walk
then crowal,
 But whatever you do yu have to keep 
moving forword.


We never lose frnds, We simply learn who the 
real one are.


When i text u it means i missing you, when i dont
text yu it means am wating for yu to miss me.


Nobody has perfect life, Everybody has their own 
problms, Some people just know How to deal with
it in a perfect way.


Ita so hard to forget someone,who gave u to much remembers.


When people try to bring u down, Its just means yu
are above them.


I dont like to take right decision, i take decisions,
& then make them right. :)

Thursday, 27 November 2014

Laughing Sms

BAD LUCK..

Girl:
Hi.
Boy:
Hi Sweet Heart.
(Msg Sending Failed)
Girl:
Kahan Ho Rply to Karo Na ?
Boy:
Han Han Main Yahan Hi Hon reply kar raha hon par msg sent nahi ho raha.
(Msg Sending Failed)
Girl:
Agar bat Nahi Karni To Bata Do Q Ignore Kar Rahy Ho??
Boy:
chanda Main Apko Ignore Nhi Kar Raha msg send nahi ho raha.
(Msg Sending Failed)
Girl:
Bus Boht Ho Gaya Aainda Mujh Se Baat Mat Krna samjhe.
Boy:
Ja Dafa Ho ja kameemi.
(Mesage Sent)...


1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
wrong answer..
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he..
Cricket k shokeeeen..!


read this fast..
chai
coffee
chai
coffee
chai
coffee
chai
coffee
congradulation..
yu r slected for job of tea..


a sardar was sad..
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyo Tension Me Ho..?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, us ki plastic surgery ho gai h..
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha ho..


pathan: Station jaane k kitne lo
ge?
Riksha wala: 50
pathan: 20 le lo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaye ga.. ?
pathan:hm le k jyen ge, tm piche betho ..


('.') "(~_~)".
<) (> <( )>
_/ /_ _/ /_
Ladki K saath Ghumte hue Aap Ki Photo Mili Hai.
SMS Bhejte rehna, Warna Photo Ghar Bhej denge..

Sardar : O Yaar Bike Q Teez Kar Diti?
Pathaan: Break Fail Ho Gaya Hai
Is Se Pehle Accident Hou Jaye
Jaldi Se Ghar Pohach Jate Hen
.
Sardar : shaawa, hor tez ,hor tez. :p
.