Laughing Sms

BAD LUCK..

Girl:
Hi.
Boy:
Hi Sweet Heart.
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Girl:
Kahan Ho Rply to Karo Na ?
Boy:
Han Han Main Yahan Hi Hon reply kar raha hon par msg sent nahi ho raha.
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Girl:
Agar bat Nahi Karni To Bata Do Q Ignore Kar Rahy Ho??
Boy:
chanda Main Apko Ignore Nhi Kar Raha msg send nahi ho raha.
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Girl:
Bus Boht Ho Gaya Aainda Mujh Se Baat Mat Krna samjhe.
Boy:
Ja Dafa Ho ja kameemi.
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1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
wrong answer..
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he..
Cricket k shokeeeen..!


read this fast..
chai
coffee
chai
coffee
chai
coffee
chai
coffee
congradulation..
yu r slected for job of tea..


a sardar was sad..
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyo Tension Me Ho..?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, us ki plastic surgery ho gai h..
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha ho..


pathan: Station jaane k kitne lo
ge?
Riksha wala: 50
pathan: 20 le lo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaye ga.. ?
pathan:hm le k jyen ge, tm piche betho ..


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Ladki K saath Ghumte hue Aap Ki Photo Mili Hai.
SMS Bhejte rehna, Warna Photo Ghar Bhej denge..

Sardar : O Yaar Bike Q Teez Kar Diti?
Pathaan: Break Fail Ho Gaya Hai
Is Se Pehle Accident Hou Jaye
Jaldi Se Ghar Pohach Jate Hen
.
Sardar : shaawa, hor tez ,hor tez. :p.