Cute Sms

Cute prblm in my life.
whenever i want to fall in love with my books.
my bed pruposes me.

A cute promiss ,
I'll be your friend till the episode comes in which
Tom finally eats Jerry.

Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc.
Bcz One day you’ll find a Man that won’t care about 
them all
&
only look at your heart.

I will hAck ur TeArs, Just gIve mE d password of
ur sMile.

Super Funny Sms

Boys vs Girls on facebook
Girl Uploads a pic with her dog: Meet my dog Punu..
Boy1: Aww punu is cho cute.
Boy2: Bahut pyaala dogu hai !
Boy3: haaye, kaash hum kutte hote....
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Boy Uploads a pic with his dog: Meet my dog Punu...
Boy1- Bhai Inme se kutta kaun hai?
Boy2- Akhir mein tera baap mil hi gaya...
Boy3- khud ke khaane ka thikana nahi kutta paalne chala..
BOY4- Katna mat kutte ko....
BOY5- Aby same 2 same lag rahe ho.

Anmol moti
agr ap chahte ho k ap k pas hr wkt dostn ka hjoom rhe
to 4 cheezen apne pas rkho
1) layz
2)pepsi
)leptop
)breek pin wala charger.

Kisi ko us k ghande libaas or bikhre baalon ki wja se
usko greeb na smjo,
ho skta h wo univrsty ka studnt ho or use
chutian hon.

1 pathan masjid se jotii churata hua pakda gya
malvi sahib ne kaha,
ye jotii chura rha tha iski tind kr dete hain
pathan: 1 chapal wapis lelo or faoji cuting kr do.

Teacher to pathan: btao pakistan ka jhanda sb se
pehle kaha lgaya gya ..
pathan: bahot der sochne k baad...
.
.
.Dande pe ..

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, 
itni dair kion ki?
.
Kid: Miss ap meri itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain. :)

Ques: University mai sari larkiyon ke kitny naam hotay hain?
.
Ans: Sirf 4
.
1- Mairi wali
2- Tairi wali
3- Mairi bhabhi
4- Tairi bhabhi

Impressive Quotes

I like to walk in rain, Bcoz its hide my tears.

Past is nice place to visit, But certainly not
a good place to stay.

If u cant fly run, if u cant run walk, if u cant walk
then crowal,
 But whatever you do yu have to keep 
moving forword.

We never lose frnds, We simply learn who the 
real one are.

When i text u it means i missing you, when i dont
text yu it means am wating for yu to miss me.

Nobody has perfect life, Everybody has their own 
problms, Some people just know How to deal with
it in a perfect way.

Ita so hard to forget someone,who gave u to much remembers.

When people try to bring u down, Its just means yu
are above them.

I dont like to take right decision, i take decisions,
& then make them right. :)

Laughing Sms

BAD LUCK..

Girl:
Hi.
Boy:
Hi Sweet Heart.
(Msg Sending Failed)
Girl:
Kahan Ho Rply to Karo Na ?
Boy:
Han Han Main Yahan Hi Hon reply kar raha hon par msg sent nahi ho raha.
(Msg Sending Failed)
Girl:
Agar bat Nahi Karni To Bata Do Q Ignore Kar Rahy Ho??
Boy:
chanda Main Apko Ignore Nhi Kar Raha msg send nahi ho raha.
(Msg Sending Failed)
Girl:
Bus Boht Ho Gaya Aainda Mujh Se Baat Mat Krna samjhe.
Boy:
Ja Dafa Ho ja kameemi.
(Mesage Sent)...


1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
wrong answer..
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he..
Cricket k shokeeeen..!


read this fast..
chai
coffee
chai
coffee
chai
coffee
chai
coffee
congradulation..
yu r slected for job of tea..


a sardar was sad..
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyo Tension Me Ho..?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, us ki plastic surgery ho gai h..
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha ho..


pathan: Station jaane k kitne lo
ge?
Riksha wala: 50
pathan: 20 le lo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaye ga.. ?
pathan:hm le k jyen ge, tm piche betho ..


('.') "(~_~)".
<) (> <( )>
_/ /_ _/ /_
Ladki K saath Ghumte hue Aap Ki Photo Mili Hai.
SMS Bhejte rehna, Warna Photo Ghar Bhej denge..

Sardar : O Yaar Bike Q Teez Kar Diti?
Pathaan: Break Fail Ho Gaya Hai
Is Se Pehle Accident Hou Jaye
Jaldi Se Ghar Pohach Jate Hen
.
Sardar : shaawa, hor tez ,hor tez. :p.